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prolusion:

if you are nice to me there’s a 99% chance i’ll get attached to you and you’ll hate me


meladoodle:

sorry son, it’s not MY fault you were born on opposite day.. now where are my presents


  • person: OMG YOU DIDN'T STUDY FOR THE TEST???!?!?!
  • me: nope
  • person: BUT HOW ARE YOU GONNA PASS???
  • me: i'm not

now-theres-a-spoiler-for-you:

tatennant-ismybrotp:

superhiddlesday:

John Barrowman is an insomniac-crazy-lovely man. (x)

this man. I just can’t.

This is exactly why you should always bring a banana to a party.

theres two kind of people


plasmatics:

Spring Colors [via/more] by Aaron Choi

plasmatics:

Spring Colors [via/more] by Aaron Choi

peachofcake:

if i ever get married i am gonna be too embarrassed to kiss my husband in front of everyone, especially my parents, so we will probably just high five or something




tootsienoodles:

hemsworths:

yeah but what the fuck’s up with people thinking that converse are appropriate shoes to wear formal clothes

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crash-mcbarason:

to people that sleep with their bedroom doors open:you are brave but you are going to die young



itzdeadpoolbxtch:

basedpidgeot:

feather-in-my-cap-and-cheese:

urbendisaster:

what?

The wheels take impact and stress off your legs, and the position helps your spine, but you’re still doing running motions instead of biking motions, so your legs are getting a good workout, and you can go for longer

nerdy shit aside, iamgine how sick it must be to just let those feet fly into the air and do superman poses down a highway

Where can I get one?

itzdeadpoolbxtch:

basedpidgeot:

feather-in-my-cap-and-cheese:

urbendisaster:

what?

The wheels take impact and stress off your legs, and the position helps your spine, but you’re still doing running motions instead of biking motions, so your legs are getting a good workout, and you can go for longer

nerdy shit aside, iamgine how sick it must be to just let those feet fly into the air and do superman poses down a highway

Where can I get one?



carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

the-frostiest-of-butts:

tinkerlu:

i’m glad plants can’t talk because when you’d water them they’d make gross drinking noises and be like “mmmm MMMMMmmmm MMMMMM” and it’d be SO UNCOMFORTABLE

and then when you stepped on grass it’d be like “oi what the fuck m8”

is ur grass australian